Every family should be fortunate enough to have a child like Luke. He is definitley our most confident child and keeps us on our toes when it comes to parenting, he is also good for a few laughs. These stories all happened in the last 2 weeks.
We had been watching some baby birds all day last week, they were hopping around our driveway near the fence where the black moron resides. They were also trying to get into my right side neighbors yard, who happen to have 2 morons of their own. This was an all day affair of rescuing baby birds, relocating baby birds, and keeping the cat at bay. Well that evening we saw one dead in the neighbors yard, Luke was upset and angry about it. This past tuesday I found out from the homeowner that Luke had gone over there last week and was calling for Marshall (that's the neighbor) at their gate.
Marshall "Hey Luke, what can I do for you"
Luke " Marshall do you know that one of your dogs killed a baby bird yesterday"
Marshall "yeah I saw that"
Luke "what are you gonna do about it"
Marshall "I can't do anything about it, the bird is dead"
Luke " I want you to do something about it, one of your dogs is a killer and I don't like it"
Story number 2 took place sometime last week also. My left side neighbors love all my children, but get particular pleasure from Luke because he goes over and talks to them all the time. Well the other day Linda (my neighbor) was cleaning her teenage daughters bedroom and bathroom, when Luke walked in. I hope he knocked but it is questionable, I think he does the hello at the door and then walks in, anyway she was cleaning and Luke starts in with her.
Luke " what are you doing in here"
Linda "I'm cleaning Cameron's room"
Luke " why would you do that"
Linda "I don't know, it's just something I do"
Luke" Aunt Linda Cameron is a big girl, and she should clean her own bathroom"
Luke"you should make her clean it up, since she made the mess"
Linda " ya know Luke you are right, I will"
Of course I found this out after the fact.
Story #3
Last night I ran to the grocery store while Nate was home supervising the kids chores. They were all doing extra chores to get more spending money for our vacation next week. Luke was cleaning the hall bathroom, Nate had said he would give him 2-3 bucks depending on how good of a job he did. When I got home trouble was a brewing.
Luke "Mom, Dad is a liar, he said I would get 3 dollars and now he says I'll only get 2"
Me "No I heard him say 2 or 3, and don't call daddy a liar"
Luke " Well he is one, and I trashed the bathroom"
Me " If you call daddy a liar again you are getting some swats"
Luke"I trashed the bathroom"
Me " what does that mean"
LUke "you'll see"
Me "not now I have groceries to put away."
I talked to Nate after I had put the groceries away to see what happened with Luke. He said it took him about 45 mins to clean the bathroom and 2 bucks is what he wanted to pay. I thought that it was more than generous, but we were trying to be extra generous since we are going on a trip. I walked by the bathroom and saw dirt on the floor, then I went further in and saw dirt in the sink, as I stared aghast, I saw dirt on the toilet and behind the toilet. It looked like potting soil all in the bathroom.
Me "NATE GET IN HERE PLEASE, and HURRY"
Nate" LUKE GET IN HERE NOW!!!!"
Luke "what?"
Nate "what happened in here"
Luke " I told mommy I trashed the bathroom because I'm mad that you are a liar"
Me"I can't believe you would do this" "This is so naughty"
Luke " I trashed the shower also", "I quess you can see that I was pretty mad"
The story goes on but I will stop there. He ended up paying us an extra 2 dollars to clean it up and had to go to bed by himself, plus a few other things.
Story #4
Today Luke comes running in the house and asks if he can go to the store with Peter (left side neigbor married to Linda)
Me " sure, but don't ask him to buy you anything"
Luke" I won't, I think he wants to buy me something"
Me "I don't think so, but make sure you don't ask him for anything, do ou understand?"
Luke "yeah mom, bye"
I go out to see them off, and I tell Peter that Luke is not allowed to ask for anything. Peter asks me if it is okay if he buys him something, and I say ok thinking it would be some candy or small trinket. Luke comes home 10 minutes later with 3 brand new disc for disc golf for he and his brothers. I went over to the neighbors to see how this went down. Apparently Luke saw them driving up and met them at the truck.
Luke" Hey Peter, Aunt Linda, Isn't it about time we head over to Hibbets to check out the disc golf stuff?" You probably will want to buy me one"
The boys spent some time writing a little thank you note. We have got to work on their handwriting.
Story #5
Linda and Peter were having company and Luke went over to meet the company, all this happens without me knowing, he just pops over. Anyway he met a man over at their house who spent some time talking with him about the things Luke was interested in. Luke told him that he was saving money for a motorcycle and asked the man if he wanted to help him out. He came home with 78 cents, and by the time I found out about it, the company had gone home.
Honestly, except for the bathroom incident this is a typical week in the life and times of Luke. See what I mean when I say every family should be so lucky. God help me!